Banta Singh : joke

Banta Singh: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Banta Singh: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Banta Singh joined a new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what did u do till evening?
Banta Singh: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken.
Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
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Banta Singh: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you…
Banta Singh: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio!’
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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Banta Singh: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr…….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Banta Singh: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Banta Singh: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Banta Singh: That was the same king’s skeleton when he was a child.
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Boss: Where were you born?
Banta Singh: India…
Boss: Which part?
Banta Singh: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India

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